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I Say and You Listen,
Its a Good Friendship.
You Say and I Listen,
Its a Better Friendship.
But
I don't Say and You Understand,
Its Best Friendship.
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Interviewer: I shall either ask you 10 easy questions or one difficult question?
Think well before you make up your mind.
Boy: My choice is 1 difficult question.
Interviewer: Ok tell me this, What comes first, Day or Night?
The boy thought for a while and said, "Its Day, Sir"
Interviewer: How?
Boy: Sorry sir! You promised me that you will not ask a second question!
He was Selected for the Job!
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Watan k Dushmano Suno.
Hum Baitay Apni Mitti k.
Hum Tum ko Hara kar Dam Lengy.
Jo Aag Laganay Aaye Thay.
Hum Unko Jala kar Dam Lengy.
Hum Fauji hon ya Civilian.
Dushman ko Mita kar Dam Lengy.
Wo Apna ho ya Baironi.
Dushman ko Mita kar Dam Lengy.
Ho India, America ya Israel.
Teeno ko Bhaga kar Dam Lengy.
Hum Baitay Apni Dharti k.
Dharti ko Bacha kar Dam Lengy.
Plz Forward to All Pakistani Youth. Save Pakistan.
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When We Throw a Ball in The Air,
Why does it Come Down?
No Physics Answers Plz.
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Because No one is there up to Catch the Ball. :-)
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Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Kyon Sikha Rahy Hain?
Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se Bhi Koi
Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaye.
Samajh To Gaye Hogy Aap. :-P
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T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.
Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,
Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai. :-)
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